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I'm thinkin it's a sign

That the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and,

When we kiss they're perfectly aligned

When life gives you lemons, go to the local Ralph's and hide your lemons among the thousands of others there. Don't worry. Life gives everybody lemons because he has ten lemon trees. He is afraid of getting scurvy. Nobody is getting scurvy now.

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kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

taliabobalia:

my greatest hope has come true (x)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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❝ Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception? ❞


—Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via themindislimitless)

❝ I silently mouth “what the fuck” at least 20 times a day. ❞


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starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

budpest:

REBLOG PLEASE

They think she might be in the West London area so spread the word out to Ealing/Kew/Richmond/Brentford etc

She’s only 14 years old and has health concerns and is thought to be ‘very vulnerable’

jeniac:

Well would you look at that, it’s the sketch that I struggled with for nearly half of the stream ´v`;; Thank you for being so patient with me!

Inspired by this post :D


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bronydad:

another gem from my mum

mountstar:

Types of matter

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